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		<title>The end is nigh &#8211; in five months time</title>
		<link>http://misc.vinceh.com/2011/05/the-end-is-nigh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2011 16:59:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Beer goggles]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In case anyone reading this hasn&#8217;t noticed, there are a number of Christians who seem to believe the world will end this year, with two very specific dates given: 21st May, 2011, and 21st October, 2011. These dates have been misunderstood by others, with many only being aware of the first of them (tomorrow as <a href='http://misc.vinceh.com/2011/05/the-end-is-nigh/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>A tortoise with a briefcase&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://misc.vinceh.com/2010/09/a-tortoise-with-a-briefcase/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 21:17:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>VinceH</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[flying polar bear]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It started with flying polar bears, and now we have tortoises with briefcases. Where will it end, I ask, just where will it end? A tortoise with a briefcase&#8230; A tortoise with a briefcase was waiting for the bus, Running late, no time to waste, he began to fuss, He paced and paced, panicking, marching <a href='http://misc.vinceh.com/2010/09/a-tortoise-with-a-briefcase/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>I saw a flying polar bear&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://misc.vinceh.com/2010/07/i-saw-a-flying-polar-bear/</link>
		<comments>http://misc.vinceh.com/2010/07/i-saw-a-flying-polar-bear/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jul 2010 15:47:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>VinceH</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Silly rhymes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://misc.vinceh.com/?p=166</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[About a month or so back I was lying in bed unable to sleep, when the first verse of this more came to mind out of nowhere. I grabbed my phone and typed it in, and two and a half of the next three verses quickly followed. It&#8217;s been sat on my phone since then, <a href='http://misc.vinceh.com/2010/07/i-saw-a-flying-polar-bear/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>How to improve the game of football</title>
		<link>http://misc.vinceh.com/2010/06/how-to-improve-the-game-of-football/</link>
		<comments>http://misc.vinceh.com/2010/06/how-to-improve-the-game-of-football/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jun 2010 14:35:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>VinceH</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Facebook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Football]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There seems to be a bit of excitement in the air at the moment surrounding a tournament involving the game of football (or soccer to any Overpuddlian readers). With that in mind, I decided it would be a good idea to resurrect something I wrote about two years ago &#8211; this tournament thingummy makes it <a href='http://misc.vinceh.com/2010/06/how-to-improve-the-game-of-football/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Everybody Draw Mu, Ham and Meds Day!</title>
		<link>http://misc.vinceh.com/2010/05/its-everybody-draw-mu-ham-and-meds-day/</link>
		<comments>http://misc.vinceh.com/2010/05/its-everybody-draw-mu-ham-and-meds-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 22:38:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>VinceH</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://misc.vinceh.com/?p=131</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So here&#8217;s my offering: I did also consider drawing &#8216;my ham and eggs&#8217;. But I didn&#8217;t have any.]]></description>
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		<title>General Election 2010 and the Pound</title>
		<link>http://misc.vinceh.com/2010/05/general-election-2010-and-the-pound/</link>
		<comments>http://misc.vinceh.com/2010/05/general-election-2010-and-the-pound/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 17:40:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>VinceH</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dollar]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[sterling]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://misc.vinceh.com/?p=115</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The outcome of the 2010 general election, a hung parliament, had an understandable effect on the value of Sterling. The negotiations between the Liberal Democrat party and Labour and Conservative parties is also having an effect. The latest news I read before choosing to type this is that the  talks between the Liberal Democrats and <a href='http://misc.vinceh.com/2010/05/general-election-2010-and-the-pound/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>General Election 2010: Hung Parliament</title>
		<link>http://misc.vinceh.com/2010/05/general-election-result-2010-hung-parliament/</link>
		<comments>http://misc.vinceh.com/2010/05/general-election-result-2010-hung-parliament/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 11:43:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>VinceH</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the morning of 7th May 2010 we can see that the result of yesterday&#8217;s general election in the UK is a hung parliament, with no individual party gaining an overall majority of seats. What does this mean? Well, as a fully paid up (as in taxes) member of the British public, I&#8217;ll tell you <a href='http://misc.vinceh.com/2010/05/general-election-result-2010-hung-parliament/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Ten things you could be doing rather than using Facebook</title>
		<link>http://misc.vinceh.com/2010/01/ten-things-you-could-be-doing-rather-than-using-facebook/</link>
		<comments>http://misc.vinceh.com/2010/01/ten-things-you-could-be-doing-rather-than-using-facebook/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 21:25:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>VinceH</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Facebook]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://misc.vinceh.com/?p=95</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[(Originally posted as a note on my Facebook account, reposted here&#8230;) Too many people are far too addicted to Facebook, and seem to be at a complete loss for something to do when the site isn&#8217;t working properly. Here, therefore, are ten suggestions for things to do when Facebook is down or not working properly <a href='http://misc.vinceh.com/2010/01/ten-things-you-could-be-doing-rather-than-using-facebook/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>A short walk on Christmas Day</title>
		<link>http://misc.vinceh.com/2010/01/a-short-walk-on-christmas-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 19:13:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>VinceH</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Atheism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brecon Beacons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Charles Dickens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Christmas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ebenezer Scrooge]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Photographs]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://misc.vinceh.com/?p=86</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As anyone who knows me is aware, I'm not a particularly big fan of Christmas - which really means I can't stand it - for a number of reasons, which chiefly involve me hating it as a religious festival because I'm an atheist, and hating the commercial aspects (specifically the buying and giving of gifts) because... well, let's just say I think Charles Dickens probably had access to a time machine, and actually based the character Ebenezer Scrooge on me. This year, I decided the best way to avoid Christmas Day itself was to pop over to The Brecon Beacons for a nice little walk.]]></description>
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		<title>Tips &#8211; well, one tip, anyway &#8211; for driving in snow.</title>
		<link>http://misc.vinceh.com/2009/12/tips-well-one-tip-anyway-for-driving-in-snow/</link>
		<comments>http://misc.vinceh.com/2009/12/tips-well-one-tip-anyway-for-driving-in-snow/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 12:36:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>VinceH</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bristol]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The view from my window this morning was of a small white covering on everything: snow. This isn&#8217;t deep snow I&#8217;m talking about &#8211; there was only about an inch of it, judging by the flat, undisturbed surfaces in my garden &#8211; but upon seeing it my first thought was &#8220;Oh no.&#8221; People who drive <a href='http://misc.vinceh.com/2009/12/tips-well-one-tip-anyway-for-driving-in-snow/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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